Those Minny Twins
Those Minny Twins
I do not like it when they win.
Do you like to see Joe Mauer
hit the baseball kind of far?
Do you like when Trevor Plouffe
sends the ball up to the roof?
I do not like when we miss tags
I do not like offensive lags
I do not like a loss at home
I do not like balls poorly thrown
I do not like men left on base
I do not like our losing pace
Those Minny Twins
Those Minny Twins
I do not like it when they win.
I do not like it when we lose
I don’t like Tigers in the queue
I do not like to lose a series
I do not like to feel so dreary
I do not like this strange fatigue
Losing to the worst team in the league.
I do not like those Minny Twins
I do not like it when they win.