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Texts from last night

October 23, 2011

Now that the regular baseball season has ended and the World Series is well underway, it is painfully clear even …Read the Rest

What it’s like

September 7, 2011

Believing that the Cleveland Indians had a chance to make the playoffs is like believing that the cute girl in …Read the Rest

Mr. Fister

September 6, 2011

Yesterday in this space some fool wrote “How about it, Baseball Gods? Can you cut the Indians some slack?” John …Read the Rest

Ai-yi-yi, it’s the Tigers

September 5, 2011

Well, look at it this way:  having scored 26 runs in their last 14 innings against the Chicago White Sox, …Read the Rest

Taking stock

September 2, 2011

The Indians finished their 11-game homestand on a bad note yesterday, getting beat 7-0 by the Oakland A’s.  Yesterday’s game …Read the Rest


August 31, 2011

Not very long ago actor Charlie Sheen, an imaginary member of the Cleveland Indians, tried to justify the wreck he’d …Read the Rest

Wishin’ and hopin’

August 25, 2011

From the headlines at the official site of the Cleveland Indians: Tribe hopes for spark from Ubaldo on Friday In …Read the Rest

Mauled by Tigers

August 20, 2011

As the new guy at It’s Pronounced Lajaway, sometimes I get stuck with doing the unpleasant things that Stephanie and …Read the Rest

Rainy day haikus

August 14, 2011

Tribe against the Twins, who’ve lost eight of their last nine: we can sweep these guys! Choo drives in a …Read the Rest

A tale of two Carmonas

August 12, 2011

I’m not exactly sure why Major League Baseball lets them get away with it, but the Cleveland Indians have on …Read the Rest