I had the opportunity to attend an event at Progressive Field last year on a non-game day. As I was …Read the Rest
Author Archive
Opening Day: Moving that rubber tree plant
April 2, 2013
Opening Day is a time of high hopes and big dreams. Everybody starts from the same place and it only …Read the Rest
2013 season preview (in verse)
April 1, 2013
April is National Poetry Month, which I think was established so former English majors may continue to delude themselves that …Read the Rest
Four Storylines to Watch This Season
March 28, 2013
If there are eight million stories in the naked city, there are at least 25 on any major league roster. …Read the Rest
Wanna write for us?
March 15, 2013
As Opening Day approaches, It’s Pronounced Lajaway would like to add a couple of new writers to its ranks. The …Read the Rest
Just carve away everything that doesn’t look like a baseball team
March 11, 2013
Michelangelo is quoted as saying something to the effect that if you want to carve an angel, you take a …Read the Rest
A couple of notes from this week
March 8, 2013
* The Indians made their first cuts to the Spring Training roster earlier this week. Top prospect Jesus Aguilar (who …Read the Rest
Singing about the Indians
February 27, 2013
I have the tendency to remember useless bits of information. Dumb stuff, like who sat in front of me in …Read the Rest
My Misplaced Pessimism
February 20, 2013
Normally at this time of year, I’m full of misplaced optimism about the Indians’ prospects for the upcoming season. I …Read the Rest
An open letter to Chris Antonetti, Hogwarts Class of 1984
February 12, 2013
Mr. Antonetti, It has come to our attention that you have been performing magic in the presence of Muggles. May …Read the Rest