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It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that (checked) swing

April 13, 2012

Well, that’s more like it. The Indians spoiled the Royals home opener by hammering starter Luke Hochevar both literally and …Read the Rest

Welcome to the Indians, Johnny Damon

April 12, 2012

The Indians’ acquisition of Johnny Damon has reportedly been finalized. The deal is a one-year contract for $1.25 million in …Read the Rest

The upcoming series with the Royals and lucky 13

April 12, 2012

The Indians have an off day today (Thursday) and then start a three-game series in Kansas City against the Royals …Read the Rest

Well, at least we set a record

April 6, 2012

The Indians will not lose today. Of course, that’s because they aren’t playing today, which may be just as well, …Read the Rest

The Lajaway team prognosticates a little

April 4, 2012

Back in the old days, Johnny Carson¬† used to put on a silly turban and play The Great Carnac, who …Read the Rest

Jimenez finds his manhood…and a suspension

April 3, 2012

Ubaldo Jimenez was suspended for five games for intentionally throwing at Rockies’ shortstop Troy Tulowitzki during Sunday’s Spring Training game. …Read the Rest

ItsPronouncedLajaway introduces the STOOPID Ranking

April 1, 2012

Over the off-season, I dipped a toe into the sabermetric waters and developed a new statistic to calculate the entertainment …Read the Rest

I don’t know why you say good-bye, I say hello

March 29, 2012

Tot ziens, VandenHurk Well, the Indians designated Henricus VandenHurk for assignment today because they acquired right-handed relief pitcher Jairo Asencio …Read the Rest

Well, now we know who’ll be starting at 3rd

March 27, 2012

The Indians have optioned Lonnie Chisenhall to¬† the AAA Columbus Clippers along with first baseman Matt LaPorta. Outfielder Chad Huffman …Read the Rest

What will the 25-man roster look like?

March 26, 2012

Opening Day is 10 days away, and the Indians still have 46 guys in camp. As an exercise in prognostication …Read the Rest