Hey, Indians, stop being stupid.
And Breaking News: The Indians brought back old buddy Chris Gimenez to back up Roberto Perez as Yan Gomes gets placed on the 7-Day Concussion DL.
Here are the starting nine:
1. Bourn-8
2. Ramirez-6
3. Brantley-7
4. Santana-3
5. Kipnis-4
6. Walters-DH
7. Chisenhall-5
8. Dickerson-9
9. Perez-2
Danny Salazar starts.
And the ‘Stros:
1. Grossman-7
2. Altuve-4
3. Carter-DH
4. Fowler-8
5. Castro-2
6. Guzman-3
7. Gonzalez-6
8. Marisnick-9
9. Petit-5
Collin McHugh starts.